[As ever, he double-takes slightly on "my dad". But then he nods, thinking about it.]

Isn't there a theory that everyone is at some level bisexual, and it's just life experience that guides us in one direction or the other? If that were the case, it would follow that, having faced ourselves, we're also more open to experience.

Please don't take this to mean I'm open to your experiences, by the way. [Sip.]