[Okay, good. Good. He can work with this. He can, and will, do this shit all day.]

Cursed is the least of it, I assure you. I think they were going for an American-style dessert motif, with the pumpkin and chocolate? But certainly those were never meant to go alongside a burger. It was like eating ghosts—actually, I heard we have one of those now.

[Yeah, his eyes have glazed over. Just a bit. Best not ask how often he got a proper meal in the latter half of October.]